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Monday, December 22, 2008
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Once Upon A Christmas Song
For the record, let me just say it right now. I LOVE CHRISTMAS! It's my favorite holiday, every year.
Oh my, that's so un-LA of me to say. I mean, you're not supposed to like Christmas when you live in Los Angeles. Christmas has too many spiritual and religious roots. You're supposed to like a devil's holiday like Halloween. (How dare I say that out loud!)
Oh well. Let's say it again, over and over and over again. I LOVE CHRISTMAS! See, I'm a person who truly believes that it's the most wonderful time of the year.
Having said all of that, I stumbled across this video this morning. You HAVE to see it. It's funny, and campy, and cute, and actually, pretty cool, I think.
First, watch the introduction. It's actually quite touching...
Then, without further ado, here she/it is, Geraldine Mcqueen!
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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I haven't laughed so hard in years...
Perhaps I'm the last person to know, but I never knew about FailBlog until just today. And it's hilarious. I spent hours laughing over all these pictures and videos.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
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Join the Mile High Club - CVS is here to help!
I was in CVS quite some time ago, carelessly browsing the cough and colds section, or some such, when I came across this, which made me bust up laughing.
But, it's nice to know that CVS is so helpful in making sure "size counts", just in case you need some "warming liquid" during your membership attempt.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
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Sometimes you get an error that is just so good...
I was surfing a Web site today, and got this:
That is, I think, one of the finest error messages I've ever seen. And it goes on and on and on, and well, I have no idea what it says when I'm done, anyway.
I think I'll call up tech support, and read it, letter by letter to them. They'll get to see what it's like to wait "on hold" for an hour, while I simply spell them this message.
Monday, October 22, 2007
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I'm probably WAYYYY too entertained by this, I admit...
But for some reason, this struck me as terribly funny. (Yes, I am a child, apparently.)
This is from "ShopTalk: The TV News Industry's Insider Newsletter". Anyone else notice any problems?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
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Here's a sight you seldom see...
I was at The Block at Orange, eating lunch and doing a little shopping the other day. As I rounded the corner, I couldn't help but take a second look.
Yes, I know this is silly. And yes, I've seen naked mannequins before, but for some reason, this merited special attention. Also, it caused me to laugh, on an otherwise stressful day, and I thought it was hilarious. I also wondered why I hadn't thought of doing it myself to mannequins before. (No, I did not going about pansing the mannequin. It had been done before I arrived.)
So, there they were, in all their glory. I'm sure Old Navy will be proud!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
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"Will It Blend?"
That's the question asked by a popular, yet unheard of (by me) campaign for Blendtec blenders. At their web site www.WillItBlend.com, Blendtec's CEO Tom Dickson asks that question many times. From iPhones to garden hoses, Tom tries to blend just about anything. And he's open to your suggestions, too.
My hats off to a company who decided that they'd grab hold of the "viral video" phenomenon and produce a bunch of stuff that could show off their blenders.
When I first saw WillItBlend.com this morning, and saw the Blendtec name, I knew I'd seen the name before. Back in the day I used to work at Starbucks, and they used Blendtec blenders to make all those Frappuccinos. So these things really work!
And just so you know, yes, it will most likely blend, as these aren't your $29 WalMart special blenders. These things cost $400.
(The site seems to be slow today, as I think they're getting a lot of traffic from people wanting to see if the iPhone will blend.)
Sunday, July 01, 2007
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Can you count the passes?
I stumbled upon a fascinating post on a Web site. Obviously, this was on Dateline, and such, so it's not THAT amazing or new, but I found it quite interesting, anyway.
So, can you count all the passes?
Check it out. And let me know how many you saw. I say there was...Oh, check it out, first.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
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A new product I got today...
I got a new product in the mail today. It was just a smaller part of an order of gadgets and stuff that I wanted, and had shipped to me from Hong Kong, or some such place.
In the package was this device. It's innocent, really. It's a full body massager... Uh huh!
But, if you will, take a look at that fine print... That's what got me laughing. Palates? My "neversness"? And, of course, I will use it often. I want to "maintain my good looking and so on."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
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So, I got a voicemail box, for this?
I love getting voicemail messages, mostly because I like hearing from my friends and people who care. This is NOT one of those times, however. And note, this is X-rated, but still amusing to me...
Anyway, so the way I figure, you might as well call me here in Los Angeles and leave your own message. 323-472-4908. Perhaps there'll be a special prize for creative messages, or profound messages, or something like that. 323-472-4908. And, I think I'll post some of the best messages here on the blog.
And spread the number around. 323-472-4908. Are you a secret admirer? Call me. 323-472-4908. I don't care. 323-472-4908. Dial away!
Monday, June 05, 2006
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Multiversity experience
Rarely have I found something that created the mirth and enjoyment of this blog. It all came about because of this ad on eBay that somebody commented on. Read that, and it's hilarious. And in it, there's a link to the blog, which is also quite amusing. I'd LOVE to meet this guy.
